[15:13] мαddιe (maddness.axon): i had a fantastic dream, definately other world
[15:13] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): Back!
[15:13] мαddιe (maddness.axon): So in the other dimension there is a liquor stor I work at, where I can cross dress, i have a funky modular phone, but in the dream i finally traded it in for a new glat model.
[15:14] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): Damn, I need your kinda dreams.
[15:14] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): LOL
[15:14] мαddιe (maddness.axon): this old lady works us all, but is also terribly kind, and we broke a bunch a bottles and had to clean up, plus it was xmas
[15:17] мαddιe (maddness.axon): all the mall (not really a mall but a downtown shopping area) everyone was laughing at me but she had us clean up for xmas all around the store, but some one kept talking to me and i knocked off… oh it was Brian! he was afraid of me, but we made up and while we made up i knocked over even more bottles. made up like friends, not lovers. He was afraid of me because I start xdressing. well we cleaned all that up, and the girls were like omg you cleaned everything. But eddie had glass in his hand from breakdancing on the floor before we cleaned it. We went to our favorite mall
[15:18] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): Maddie, do you lucid dream?
[15:18] мαddιe (maddness.axon): for shopping where she bought us drinks (with our money from next paycheck the skin flint) and while I was strutting around in my new outfit, these beautiful lesbians talked to me and asked me to be in their new band
[15:18] мαddιe (maddness.axon): oh yes
[15:18] мαddιe (maddness.axon): very much so
[15:19] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): Remember the band name?
[15:19] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): LOL, nice!
[15:20] мαddιe (maddness.axon): i was like omg i am old and ugly and fat, and she was like, i dont see you that way, so we exchanged numbers and i went on my walk again. when i was close to my destination, which is a video arcade, i went into the mens rooms and there was a guy who tried to mug me for being a punk, but i tried to hit his nose with my elbow but missed, and he walked away
[15:21] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): And I thought I’ve had some weird dreams.
[15:23] мαddιe (maddness.axon): there were these samoans who saw me do that and asked me about my fight training and the biggest one was like, your fun and we flirted then i went to the video game arcade but they didnt have my game (called battle angels, if you go so far they all become super battle angels and they change to women) so I left and went out into the parking lot/pedestrian park benches and the samoan came out and we kisses but in the end his kisses felt lifeless and he and i both cried, but he was boohoo and I was just sad for him. then the lesbians came and the old lady boss came out (because the mall had closed)+
[15:25] мαddιe (maddness.axon): the lesbians had a very gay boi (opposite a fag hag) who hung out with them, and I said I wish I could come with you and and the cute one i like opened the back door of their flying van and beckoned me inside, I was like really, thye was really, and I was like really really and the gay boi said YES ITS TRUE and i jumped in the last moment and we all laughed as they took off
[15:26] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): LOL I can’t even.
[15:27] мαddιe (maddness.axon): we flew to their secret head quarters because they e are secret heroes and they were delighted to find that i loved to fly, and with a modification of my dress i could. then we went back to the mall which was actually their secret head quarters to play video games for a while
[15:28] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): We need to turn this dream into a comic or tv show. Maddie and the Superlesbians!
[15:28] мαddιe (maddness.axon): then we went out and it took a very strange turn because we fought crime in and around the mall, and i was the main fighting champion, taking on many automatons, robots and emplymanagers
[15:31] мαddιe (maddness.axon): after a while we found the main boss… but i could not get to him, it was as if all my superpowers had left me, and i was drenched in water (i forgot to mention the sickly sweet wine I had drunk the old lady boss let me have, it was always leaking and smelled sickly sweet. and the people in the mall were both mean and supportive, some wanting to fight, run or mock, those that mocked me I would push or tumble off me if they attacked. one was just trying to block me but i finally tumbled him into a fence and he got stuck there)
[15:31] мαddιe (maddness.axon): the smell of that cheap wine was alllllll through the story
[15:32] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): So what happened with the main boss?
[15:33] мαddιe (maddness.axon): any ways i finally won by hitting the evil boss with a huge release of poo and gas that shot me despite all the water holding me back into the air, and was able to bombarge the tent he was in with my flying body, knocking the tent down, bu the release of the poo made me horribly ill, and i barfed and everyone else barfed and I woke up.
[15:33] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): LMAO
[15:34] мαddιe (maddness.axon): this dream of course is lucid, i feel, i taste, i smell
[15:34] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): I’ve had a few lucid dreams before, but none were that entertaining.
[15:34] мαddιe (maddness.axon): i felt the wind on my face as the van flew, i could always mell the cheap wine that leaked, i would stow it in my back pocket
[15:35] мαddιe (maddness.axon): the girls were MY idea of beautiful, in a way, like…. they were unique
[15:36] мαddιe (maddness.axon): it is in a repeating universe
[15:36] мαddιe (maddness.axon): i have had that place dreamt of the setting
[15:36] – ̗̀FƱƱ ̖́- (sakurafutaba): Cool!
[15:36] мαddιe (maddness.axon): the old lady liquor store boss the employees, all familiar to me. the old modular phone, i had built that myself
[15:37] мαddιe (maddness.axon): i know the liquor store is The Inn, what I call the Inn, and the Lesbians they all shop there
[15:38] мαddιe (maddness.axon): The Inn is where people meet, I have met people from here who have died in there
[15:38] мαddιe (maddness.axon): I want it to be the Tavern again, but I fear I have been locked out of the Tavern no